And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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