How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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