You surviving the open bar?
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I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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