we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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