dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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