it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
