with your own penis?
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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