and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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