3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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