Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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