Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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