I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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