Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I accidentally burped into my bong.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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