So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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