there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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