i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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