Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Two words: blizzard sex
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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