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I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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