This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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