i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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