So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
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