Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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