he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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