Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
My day in three words: secret purse cake
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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