she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
