i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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