well you can't waste a boner
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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