No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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