North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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