you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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