so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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