Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
too bad you live with your parents still
i love accidental penises.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
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