shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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