we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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