There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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