just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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