I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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