: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
North Korea, Best Korea!
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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