I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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