Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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