His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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