You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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