i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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