I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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