Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
this just has baby written all over it
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
you never un-have a 4some
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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