some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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