If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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