I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize