Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Enjoy the penises
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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