So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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