Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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