By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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