Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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