If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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